you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you
everyone shut up except this person
Ohmygoooddddddddd I was talking about martial arts with a dude at work and jokingly offered to demonstrate a takedown on him and he went "I'm flattered but I'm married" and it's been so long since I've encountered that weird flirty-jokey double entendre whatever thing that men do that I forgot to joke back and just winced real hard and went "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" straight to his fuckin face hghgsttdfyfghvyjghfyghhfhhghhfggfhggh
Another time a customer guy at work told me "I bet you're real pretty under that mask" and I didn't answer so he repeated himself louder and I was so tired of forcing polite interactions that I just sighed and told him "I heard you" and he straight up just walked away
what I'm saying is I'm just gonna start putting a dedicated effort into reacting like a person and let the problem figure itself out
"Do you enjoy doing math?"
"I do not."
"How about live improv?"
"Not at all."
"Okay... but what if there are dragons?"
"...keep talking."
Dungeons & Dragons & Derivatives
My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after
Salmon male grindset
Raptor Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort. Araptor Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in raptor mouth can trust raptor
When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!
When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.
It's not punk to poison the soil, dude.
"Normalize this"
Yeah okay pal. [Heats the concept to 50-100°F above the austenite transus for one hour per inch of nominal thickness. Lets it cool in open air to room temperature.]
That'll be $700.
omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
basically the closest thing we have to dragons today
Reminds me of the people who put google eyes on these.
